yourpatchworkgod:

demonicdarling:

gasmaskedcoyote:

wow-a-cactus:

liveordie-makeyourchoice:

destielyoumean-destined:

extremely-fabulous-falling-angel:

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

Fuck you, I’m the whiny little bitch

The undead touchy feely bible camp staff

The never ending white bitch

The Infamous car alarm… So I’m really loud and annoying?

THE SOUL CRUSHING VEGAN PREACHER

Excuse me America, it is I, The Tumblr Critic!

the mother fucking buzzkill

THE HORRIFYING WHITE ESTABLISHMENT.

The Obsessive One who leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere? What??

yourpatchworkgod:

demonicdarling:

gasmaskedcoyote:

wow-a-cactus:

liveordie-makeyourchoice:

destielyoumean-destined:

extremely-fabulous-falling-angel:

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

Fuck you, I’m the whiny little bitch

The undead touchy feely bible camp staff

The never ending white bitch

The Infamous car alarm… So I’m really loud and annoying?

THE SOUL CRUSHING VEGAN PREACHER

Excuse me America, it is I, The Tumblr Critic!

the mother fucking buzzkill

THE HORRIFYING WHITE ESTABLISHMENT.

The Obsessive One who leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere? What??

"Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine."

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

(via yourpatchworkgod)

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

image

to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(Source: riveille, via blueorchid33)

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

(Source: clearlyrobotic, via yourpatchworkgod)

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

So Nintendo decided to release alternative outfits for the Zero Suit Samus in new Smash Bros. Their official statement on it goes:

Thanks to the determination of her female designer, these Zero Suit outfits got completed in time. From the ending of Metroid: Zero Mission, here’s Samus in shorts!

You can use the same outfit variations in both the 3DS and Wii U versions.

"Thanks to the determination of her female designer", huh? What a bizzarely specific statement.
Reads more like “See, SEE? Women not only love skimpy outfits on female characters, they personally put them in games! She was DETERMINED to do it, even!”

I’m feeling like "a woman designed it, so it can not be detrimental to womankind in any way!" is some secret lost square in the Female Armor Rhetoric Bingo

As for anyone who’d gladly claim that those are canon costumes from her earlier games: YES, THEY ARE. You know what exactly they are in canon? LEISURE OUTFITS. Samus wears them after her mission is over. She’s supposed to chill in those shorts, not fight.

Just the same, Zero Suit is basically underwear to her armor and Zero Mission’s whole point was to play Samus at her most vulnerable.

Again, how does any costume other than power armor make sense in the context of brutal tournament that is Smash Bros games?

And no, I don’t take “this series is all about fanservice” for an answer.
The designers used up all the Pointless Fanservice Points when they gave her shoes so impossible they barely resemble stripper boots.

PS: Those heels look as idiotic as when they were first released.

PPS: Her anatomy and the poses she takes, especially in the first picture, are as much (if not more) broken as ever.

Guess the developers still like Samus promotion pics being a major candidate for an eschergirls post.

~Ozzie

I love when companies pretend that female developers have total autonomy over projects - it’s not like they answer to managers and executives who hired them to do a specific task.

It’s not like video games is an industry where employment is highly competitive or that employment in game is renown for being highly demanding at the best of times.

Surely it couldn’t be that these female designers were instructed by male managers and that the company expects their female designers to do this kind of work or find work elsewhere!

- wincenworks

(via wingedbeastie)

For those who don’t understand social anxiety:

ineverlearnthefirsttime:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

(via thepageofhopes)